I wish I was like you, easily amused

I gotta be up bright and early to catch the bus up to New York City tomorrow, so I didn’t go out and get hammered. Instead I watched Saturday Night Live. Jake Gyllenhaal hosted and The Shins were the musical guest, so above average guests. But, as usual, a few laughs here and there, but nothing to write home about, except for one skit. It was an acting class for people who wanted bit parts on Law & Order. You know, if you want to be the longshoremen who gets interviewed by Briscoe and Green about some strange dude you saw on the docks during the graveyard shift. Someone needs to put it up on YouTube so I can sit and watch it over and over again. Great skit. Too bad it got buried after “Weekend Update”. How that skit got stuck way at the end of the show is beyond me. It definetely should have run before midnight. What were you thinking Lorne?

David Beckham is coming to the U.S. to play soccer. The question everyone is asking is if Beckham can make soccer a popular sport in the U.S. The real question should be this: if given the chance, would you rather sleep with Becks or Posh Spice? And you can’t say a threesome with both. It’s one or the other. At this point, I haven’t made up my mind yet. It’d be a tough choice.