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Brushing Dave Matthews’ Teeth August 23, 2007

Posted by wes285 in Uncategorized.
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I like to buy the toothbrushes (I almost typed “teethbrush” there) with the two blue bristles.  I like that they tell you when you need a new toothbrush.  Not that I really pay any heed when my Crest Complete toothbrush tells me to replace him.  I just like the fact that I know when I do need a new one.  But, is it just me, or does the blue seem to be feeding more quickly now than before?  I wonder if it’s some ploy by the toothbrush industry to make consumers buy more toothbrushes.  Nah, I think I’ll just assume I’m brushing my teeth more effectively, and somehow that translates into wearing out a toothbrush more quickly.  Yeah, I’m sticking with that.

I went to the Dave Matthews Band concert at Nissan Pavilion a couple weekends ago.  The parking lot has the worst traffic I have ever sat in.  Being from the D.C. area, that’s saying something.  But hey, something about lemons and lemonade.  It gave us an extra hour to have a couple more beers and burgers afterwards.  And we made friends with a few cute girls that were parked by us.  In the hour or so we were sitting there grilling and drinking, there was a Jeep Wrangler that moved one car length.  That’s lemonade.

I noticed another odd thing at the concert.  High school kids smoking cigars.  No, not marijuana filled blunts, but cigars like your dad smokes.  Each kid must have had 2 or 3 in the course of the two and a half hour set.  I enjoy a good cigar every now and then, but since when do high schoolers go through cigars like pixie stix?  I guess the government has a new foe to go after in Romeo y Julieta along with R.J. Reynolds and Phillip Morris.

When a traffic light turns red, there is supposed to be a 1-2 second delay before the crossing traffic’s light turns green.  Ostensibly, this is to prevent a few car accidents.  To get to and from the Metro everyday I walk 3 blocks up 13th Street.  I walk through three lights.  At each of these lights, as soon as the light turns red, the crossing light turns green.  Isn’t this dangerous?  I’m a habitual yellow light and sometime red light runner.  Is this just in Columbia Heights or does this happen throughout the city?  Regardless, DDOT is putting me in harms way by not having the requisite delay between red/green lights.  I’m writing a letter to the mayor.  Or maybe I should alert Dorothy Brizill and give her another thing to hound the D.C. government about.

A Strange Blogging Phenomenon August 22, 2007

Posted by wes285 in Blogging, DCBlogs.
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Whenever I go more than a couple weeks without writing something, I come back and, for some reason, write it off as being lazy.  That might have something to do with it.  But, truth be told, its simply that I don’t have anything I feel is worth writing about.  There will be little things that happen during the day that I’ll e-mail to myself or jot down on a sticky on my computer’s desktop devoted to possible blogging topics.  But many times, at the end of the day, I look at the list and don’t feel like writing about any of it.  I’ll leave it on the list and tell myself I’ll get to it another time.  Only, that rarely ever happens.  After about a month, the list gets unmanageably long and delete all but 3 or 4 topics.  Maybe there’s a shelf life to blog topics or maybe they just aren’t really worth writing about.  I don’t know.

When I find myself with no work to do, I read, among other things, blogs.  I subscribe to quite a few blogs through Google Reader (RSS feeds are great, you don’t have to incessantly check sites that you read.  When they get updated, your reader gets updated and you don’t have to check 30 different sites everyday.) and log onto DCBlogs‘ live feed several times a day.

Since I’ve joined the workforce, I’ve noticed an interesting phenomenon.  There are quite a few bloggers in the D.C. area that update their sites at, or around, the same time everyday.  At around 10 am and noon, my Google Reader is inundated with new blog posts.  And, on DCBlogs, you see many of the same avatars show up.  So, either the workforce in D.C. does nothing but blog everyday between 9 am and noon, or people write their entries the night before and set it so that it doesn’t become visible until the same time each day.

I tend to think the latter and here’s why: people obsess over their blog stats.  I used to do it.  I wanted to see how many people were reading me.  Then I realized it was useless because the vast majority of hits I was getting came from Google searches containing “posh and becks” or some variation because of a post I made over half a year ago (the week that David Beckham moved to the U.S., my hits soared to over 1000 hits a day from the normal 10-30 or so…blog traffic is a fleeting thing).  I also realized, the only people regularly reading my blog were my mom, one of my cousins, my brother, and Andy.  And finally, I realized, what I have to say isn’t really that important in the grand scheme of things and to expect people to flock towards my blog is just stupid.  Besides, I started blogging in high school because I needed an outlet.  Not to become the next big thing on the Internet.  Sure, a small part of me wanted people to read it, but that wasn’t my motivation for writing.

Coming back to the point, I find it amusing that people set their blogs up to show their posts at the same high traffic times everyday.  Let’s face it.  It is flattering when you can see that there are people reading your rants.  People like attention.  So what better way than to release your post at the time when the largest number of people are reading.  You maximize your potential number of readers.  Some of these bloggers I find to be very insightful, interesting, funny, or just plain irreverent as evidenced by my subscription to their RSS feed.  I’ve even met a handful of them at these blogger happy hours that are much more fun than they sound.  Others are just whiny attention whores.  Regardless, I find it amusing that people use blog traffic stats as an ego booster.  I mean, if it makes you happier, then I guess that’s a good thing.  But, if you’re that obsessed with them, I suggest you get out of the house and meet some people you can actual see and hear.  I guess a blogger happy hour would be the place to start.

I’m Back, and It’s All Because of Vitamin Water. August 14, 2007

Posted by wes285 in Vacation.
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And I’m back after a weeklong vacation in the Outer Banks and then a week and a half of just being plain lazy and not writing.  Vacation was great as usual.  This was the fifth year in a row (I think) that my family of 25+ people has packed into a huge beach house in Corolla.  We have more fun than you do when we go to the beach.  I guarantee it.  And I’m fed as if I were on a cruise.  I’ll post some pictures sometime.

If you’ve ever been to the Outer Banks, all of the beach houses have cutesy names like “Footloose”, “Shore to Please”, “Beach Bliss” or “Weak-End Retreat”.  When I own a beach house down there, I’m going to name it “Screaming Seagull“.  What would you name yours?

I’ve hit on this before, but it never ceases to amaze me.  Why do people mash elevator buttons thinking that it will make the elevator go faster?  Today I was riding up with four other people.  One lady gets off at the 4th floor.  The doors start to close and then the lady next to me starts mashing the close door button.  Lady, the doors move at one speed.  Once they start to close, you can’t speed them up.  It’s kind of like pushing the handicap button on the door after I’ve already opened the door more than three quarters of the way.  Mooks.

Working in a law firm affords me the opportunity to drink top shelf booze for free in the middle of the week quite often.  The only problem with this is that, occasionally, your coworker decides the next round is going to be Maker’s on the rocks after about 6 beers or so.  On any normal weekend, this is no big deal.  You sleep past noon never conciously feeling the effects of the hangover.  But, in the middle of the week, this starts you off the next morning bright and early with a raging headache and a liver that hates you.  Alas, there is cure for this malady: Vitamin Water’s Revive.  I still have yet to find a cure for a hangover, but Revive is as close as it gets.  Revive is supposed to “thwart sluggishness and laziness”.  Lucky for me, they sell it in my firm’s dining center.  It’s almost like they already know you’re going to be hungover and they’re trying to prevent your production level from sagging after a firm-sponsored wet event.  That is efficiency at its finest.