Imaginationland

I don’t dream very often when I sleep anymore.  Or, maybe I do, but don’t remember them when I wake up.  The past several nights have given me some odd dreams though.

First dream, I was dry humping one of my (female) roommates.  I’m not sure how to describe it.  Usually when you’re having a sex dream, you enjoy it.  The whole thing was just really awkward and I wasn’t completely enjoying myself.  When I woke up, I told my roommate about it.  Yeah, we have that sort of relationship.

Second dream, I was in the new Nationals stadium.  In between innings, I had to go to the bathroom.  Waiting in line, I saw a bunch of people I know including one of my bosses and some friends.  For some reason the bathroom was coed, so I was standing next to this gorgeous girl in line.  Out of nowhere she punches me in the balls and runs off laughing.  I’m left there to squat in pain.  Finally, I get to the bathroom and take one of the stalls.  A kid, probably 5 years old, jumps under the stall wall and pees all over my leg.  I think I smacked the 5 year old in the head.  Then I woke up.

Any dream interpreters out there?