You Bet Your Ass We Can

It turns out, I am actually registered to vote in D.C. Originally, I had only checked my registration status online. I figured, I should call into the Board of Elections and voice my displeasure at their complete incompetence. I would have, except the automated system that they use is an absolute clusterfuck. [...]

Naked Texting on a Segway While Eating Spaghetti

This year I actually made New Years resolutions. I made 102 of them to be exact. Let me list them out for you. They’re all up in my head. Oh wait, I can’t remember any of them. Nevermind.
Anyway, I used to, occasionally, write posts with several different two sentence thoughts [...]

Who Wouldn’t You Vote For

My brother sent me this poll that Zogby released on Saturday.  The poll asked likely voters which presidential candidate they would never vote for.  I wasn’t particularly surprised at the results.  But, here they are:

This pretty much confirms what a lot of people, including myself, think about Hillary Clinton’s chance of winning.  I’m not saying [...]

Gee for America 2020

There’s a really sweet old black lady who works the cashier in the cafeteria at my firm.  Yesterday I had the following conversation with her:
Lady: You know Wes, I’ve been trying to figure it out for a while.
Me: Huh?
Lady: Who you remind me of.
Me: Ah okay.
Lady: You remind me of Barack Obama.  You two just [...]