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You Bet Your Ass We Can February 11, 2008

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It turns out, I am actually registered to vote in D.C. Originally, I had only checked my registration status online. I figured, I should call into the Board of Elections and voice my displeasure at their complete incompetence. I would have, except the automated system that they use is an absolute clusterfuck. It runs you around in circles from recorded message to recorded message. Finally, I got a real person on the phone and as I proceeded to voice my complaint she told me that the database hadn’t been working for the past couple weeks and that I should try again. Wouldn’t it have been simpler to, I don’t know, put up some sort of message on the website saying that the database was broken? I mean, how many other people out there were in my position and didn’t bother to call in and were just resigned to being disenfranchised? At any rate, I checked online again and discovered I am indeed registered in the District of Columbia.

Driving on Connecticut Avenue through Cleveland Park and Van Ness this Saturday was basically like driving through Obamaland. It was great. Sign waves on every other block and Obama posters on every light pole. Gets me nostalgic for the times I spent on campaigns. Almost makes me want to go back and do it again. And then I remember the way too many miles I put on my car driving back and forth from Silver Spring to Baltimore and down to way down south Gorgeous Prince Georges County. Like I said, almost.

I’ve been pretty vocal in my support for Barack Obama on this blog. He’s the most used tag according to the tag cloud on the right. I”m sure you all have seen the video that Will.I.Am and Jesse Dylan put together with the help of many musicians, actors and actresses (if not go to www.dipdive.com). I admit, it slightly resembles a Gap commercial and to certain people can come off as a bit cheesy. But, can you imagine Hillary Clinton or John McCain having a video like this? No chance. Not since 9/11 have celebrities come together to create a song/video like this. Admittedly, the starpower for this video is not on the scale of the 9/11 “Tribute to Heroes” song. But that’s besides the point. This video is symbolic of Obama’s campaign in that it brings people together and inspires people. My roommate works in the news division of one of the major networks and works alongside many veterans in the industry, people you would recognize from TV. Many of them say that not since JFK has a candidate created such a buzz and gotten voters so excited about the candidate. These are people who were there in the thick of it and are now here in the thick of it. It isn’t just a fairy tale. It’s very real.

What irks me about this whole thing are the naysayers. I don’t mean the people who are simply supporting Hillary Clinton. In regards to the issues, Hillary and Barack are not that different. Certain small disagreements. But in general, on the issues as a whole, they are not that different. If you want to support Hillary go right ahead. It’s the people in my parent’s generation that looked at every election before this and shook their head at the apathy shown by people my age. But now, that we have come out in force (in some states the youth vote has as much as quadrupled pacing Obama to wins in a few states) in support of Barack Obama, these same people look at us and say that we’re caught up in the hype and we don’t know what we’re voting for. When you were our age, you voted for JFK because he inspired you. Now, we’re voting for Obama because he inspires us and a lot of people in your generation as well. But that hypocrisy isn’t my biggest gripe. What I take issue with most is that these people think we’re voting out of ignorance of the issues. I’m sorry, but many of my peers are far more educated than you about the issues. We are more plugged into the everyday goings on of the country if for no other reason than we are more technologically savvy in this 24 hour news cycle and that we have more free time on our hands.

Scold us for being young and thinking we are invincible. Look down at us for our rash and impulsive decision making. But do not, do not, call us ignorant. Finally there is a candidate who has been able to electrify not just the traditional voting base, but also the younger population. While that is not a good enough reason in and of itself to vote for someone, it is a quality that is seen so rarely from generation to generation. It is most certainly a quality that you would want a president to have.

I’m off to Colorado on Wednesday to get some skiing in. See you suckers when I get back. Breckenridge here I come.

Naked Texting on a Segway While Eating Spaghetti January 4, 2008

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This year I actually made New Years resolutions. I made 102 of them to be exact. Let me list them out for you. They’re all up in my head. Oh wait, I can’t remember any of them. Nevermind.

Anyway, I used to, occasionally, write posts with several different two sentence thoughts (wow that sentence sounds awkward). This was before, of course, I became the eloquent writer I am today. Since I don’t really have any one topic that I could make a cogent post about, I’m going to blog like its 2004.

Little kids are amazing. I have five nieces and nephews between the ages of 1 and 5. I was at my cousins house for dinner a month or so back. We were having spaghetti. My 3 year-old nephew ChrisTopher comes running to the table and my cousins tells him in Chinese “take your clothes off”. He gets this big goofy grin and proceeds to awkwardly undress with some assistance as only a 3 year-old can, hop up into his chair, and attack his spaghetti. I guess its a good and amusing way to not have to wash tomato sauce out of clothes. Would have been more amusing if it was a Swedish model sitting across from me. A boy can dream.

Topher is also starting to get really into Power Rangers. Though not quite in the way you would think. He was playing with two Red Rangers. I thought they were fighting until I got closer and heard a smacking sound. Yeah, the Red Ranger was making out with the Red Ranger and my nephew couldn’t have been any more satisfied with himself. Hmmmm.

The Caps started out the season 3-0-0. As a long-suffering Washington Capitals fan, this was great. But then they proceeded to stink up the joint getting Coach Glen Hanlon fired after a 6-14-1 record, good for worst in the whole league. Since Hanlon’s firing they’ve gone 10-6-4 and gotten themselves back into playoff contention. No doubt this has something to do with new coach Bruce Boudreau. But I’m convinced it has more to do with Segways. You read correctly. Segways. Check this out:

Mom, I want a Segway for my birthday.

Texting while driving is set to become illegal in Virginia. Okay, logical enough. But, the ban would also extend to texting while riding a bike, riding an electric scooter, and operating an electric scooter. What? Well, Andy had this commentary on it (I would like to note, he has to pollute my blog with his thoughts because he shut down his blog. Something about a tv show and a girlfriend, but not his girlfriend, his friend’s girlfriend, because he doesn’t have a girlfriend. Yeah, I was that confused when he was trying to explain it to me):

My buddy’s girlfriend crashed her car into another while texting one night in DC. No one was hurt but when I heard the story later, I wondered if there was really a worse state her intelligence could have dropped to. I mean, if trying to compose “lolz no u r my snuggly wuggly” whilst manuevering a 2 ton metal vehicle through the already clusterfucked streets of NE at 2 in the morning doesn’t inherently seem like a bad idea to you, I don’t know that there’s much to be done. Oh, and not being able to text from your wheelchair? You better hope you end up on the island from Lost if you ever want to use your phone again

And some other commenter on the dcist message board had this to say:

Texting while driving is “arguably” more dangerous than talking??!!?Great solar cracking melon-maggots batman, it would seem to be INTENSELY more dangerous. Like driving while playing Battleship on the middle-seat console thing with a demented caveman in the back seat… and we’re not talking about the electronic version of Battleship, brother, hell no. It’s gotta be the old peggy plastic battleship. Crankin’ it oldschool with the demented caveman. And he goes CRAZY when you sink his aircraft carrier: peeing against the windows and bashing that gazelle’s jawbone around, croaking his foul breath…

….while driving, is the point.

Should it be specifically illegal? Maybe. Maybe not. It would be like passing a law SPECIFICALLY prohibiting the whole caveman battleship scenario. Do we really need to legislate against suicidal foolishness? Evidently….

Yeah, I don’t think I could have put it much better. We’ll just chalk this bill up to the idiocy of the State of Virginia. Oh, sorry. The Commonwealth of Virginia. Mooks.You didn’t think I could go an entire random post on the day of the Iowa Caucuses without saying something in the sphere of politics did you? This pretty much explains why Hillary can’t win.

Also, Barry Hussein won the Iowa Democratic Caucus. A certain person who shall remain unnamed thinks that means I owe her a homecooked gourmet meal. But really, she owes us all a streak across McKeldin Mall.

Happy New Year everybody.

Who Wouldn’t You Vote For October 24, 2007

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My brother sent me this poll that Zogby released on Saturday.  The poll asked likely voters which presidential candidate they would never vote for.  I wasn’t particularly surprised at the results.  But, here they are:

This pretty much confirms what a lot of people, including myself, think about Hillary Clinton’s chance of winning.  I’m not saying she wouldn’t win.  But it would be an incredibly close race and I would put my money, unfortunately, on the Republican.

Rather encouraging though are the numbers for Barack and Mike Huckabee.  I still think Barack should have waited, but without an all-star in the Democratic field, I guess he saw this as his chance and he’s got my vote.  Mike Huckabee is the Republican I would be most comfortable as president, and, if it were between him and Hildog, you would have a hard time convincing me not to vote for Mike Huckabee.  Besides, he’s a former Arkansas governor and the last president we had from there didn’t turned out pretty, pretty good.

Switching subjects entirely, I have a couple good friends that are doing Teach for America.  If you don’t know what it is, recent college grads sign on for two years to go teach at some of the neediest public schools around the nation.  One of my friends is in Houston the other is teaching gorgeous Prince George’s County.

Some of their stories about their students are absolutely depressing.  They don’t have enough books, enough desks.  The teachers, recent college grads with loans to repay mind you, spend their own money to make their classrooms actually resemble classrooms.  Coming from Montgomery County, it’s a completely foreign idea to me that public schools aren’t gleaming, polished buildings with all the materials and qualified teachers you could ever need.  I can’t imagine what they’re going through and it doesn’t surprise me that they come home in tears some days.  It’s heartbreaking.  We sink trillions of dollars into a war we seem to be losing and waste billions more on other useless things.  But an elementary school can’t get up to date textbooks for their students.  But I digress…

My friend in Houston posted a poem by what I can only guess is a girl she trained with this summer before getting thrown into the fire.  It’s definitely worth reading.  Makes you appreciate (that much more) what these people are doing.

Gee for America 2020 October 9, 2007

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There’s a really sweet old black lady who works the cashier in the cafeteria at my firm.  Yesterday I had the following conversation with her:

Lady: You know Wes, I’ve been trying to figure it out for a while.
Me: Huh?
Lady: Who you remind me of.
Me: Ah okay.
Lady: You remind me of Barack Obama.  You two just look so alike.
Me: Haha, thanks.
Lady: No really, you do.  You know he has a little Asian blood in him.

You know, cos all Asians look the same.

What do you think?  Yeah, that’s what I thought.  I’m pretty much a dead ringer for Barry Hussein.  Just keep a perpetual tan going and I win the presidency.  Okay, it’s settled.  Gee for America 2020.  Hmmm…not quite as catchy as Bartlet for America.  I’m going to have to figure out a name change sometime soon.