Posted on March 17, 2008 by wes285
On my way home from the barber shop I passed a bunch of black kids on a patch of grass right by Washington Hospital playing baseball. They all had gloves and looked like they new the basics of throwing and fielding a baseball. Black kids in the city playing baseball. Fewer and fewer black kids [...]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: Baseball, D.C., Bowel Movement, Poo, Larry Craig, Handicap Bathroom, Battleshits, Automatic Toilet Flush | 5 Comments »
Posted on February 11, 2008 by wes285
It turns out, I am actually registered to vote in D.C. Originally, I had only checked my registration status online. I figured, I should call into the Board of Elections and voice my displeasure at their complete incompetence. I would have, except the automated system that they use is an absolute clusterfuck. [...]
Filed under: D.C., Politics, Sports | Tagged: Barack Obama, Colorado, D.C., Hillary Clinton, Incompetence, Presidential Election, Skiing | No Comments »
Posted on January 24, 2008 by wes285
Apparently there’s an epidemic of children racing through Green Line Metro stations and slipping and falling. I’m not quite sure how else to explain the station attendant at the Archives/Navy Memorial stop constantly saying over the PA system “Please walk, do not run. We want you to get home safely, have a safe [...]
Filed under: D.C., Stupid People | Tagged: Anne Hathaway, D.C., Metro | 2 Comments »
