I wish I was like you, easily amused

There’s a really sweet old black lady who works the cashier in the cafeteria at my firm.  Yesterday I had the following conversation with her:

Lady: You know Wes, I’ve been trying to figure it out for a while.
Me: Huh?
Lady: Who you remind me of.
Me: Ah okay.
Lady: You remind me of Barack Obama.  You two just look so alike.
Me: Haha, thanks.
Lady: No really, you do.  You know he has a little Asian blood in him.

You know, cos all Asians look the same.

What do you think?  Yeah, that’s what I thought.  I’m pretty much a dead ringer for Barry Hussein.  Just keep a perpetual tan going and I win the presidency.  Okay, it’s settled.  Gee for America 2020.  Hmmm…not quite as catchy as Bartlet for America.  I’m going to have to figure out a name change sometime soon.